Underground Disney 2018 (Burlesque Underground)

Underground Disney 2018

FRIDAY 18 MAY 2018 @ 7 PM

"Once upon a time..."
There was adventure in the great wide somewhere...it was shining, shimmering, splendid...and it took us to infinity and beyond. We knew that what lay just beyond the river bend was the dreams and wishes our hearts made upon the second star to the right...and that even we poor unfortunate souls could find our way and go the distance, with no worries for the rest of our days.
And then some fucker told us to grow up...and ruined it. The bastards took our tuppence, spat in our bean curd and threw off our groove, hurling us into adulthood and responsibility and dishonoring our cows (among other things).
But this May, the Black Family and their associates take it back to basics...in a journey to the past set to kick you right in the childhood.
With live Disney-inspired, motivated and mangled performances by the Burlesque Underground’s darkest and most depraved denizens, plus an exclusive after-party where you can join in the fun and rub shoulders with the Australian burlesque industry’s most notorious family, Underground Disney is an evening of adult entertainment laced with childhood fancy, morally bankrupt melodrama and twisted black comedy tributes that will leave you wondering where your conscience got to.
So bat your eyes, pucker up your lips and get set to reach for the sky. Or head for the bar.
Hakuna Ma’Vodka.
It means no memories, for the rest of your night.
You’re playing with the big boys now.
You ain’t never had friends like us 😉

Dress ideas: Erotica couture - Disney inspired couture and costume. Erotica couture - Formal or Glam Gothic - High class Fetish. Dress to express or impress. No sneakers, denim, caps or anything else that's going to make you look like a classless Bogan. The illusion of class is everything.

Show Tickets

Food & Beverage Packages

Bookings are recommended, secure your ticket on-line now.
On-line bookings close at 6pm on show day.
Limited tickets may be available on the door, if not sold out prior.

Add-on packages below are available by pre-order only and do not include show tickets, please pre-book separately.

Stage Table Reserved Seating

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Can't make the main shindig? Join the Black Family for a salacious after party from 10pm til 2am.

$15 - VIP After party 
1 x VIP after party entry - www.trybooking.com/383684

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$39 - OLYMPUS (Up Close and Personal)
1 x Reserved premium stage-side table seat
1 x VIP after party entry

High Table Reserved Seating

$39 - ATLANTIS (From the Shadows)
1 x Reserved high table seat
1 x VIP after party entry
(Reserved elevated high table seat at side or rear of show-room)

Non-reserved Seating

$29 - TOONTOWN General seating
1 x Non-reserved seat
1 x VIP after party entry

$26 - Concession
1 x Non-reserved seat
1 x VIP after party entry


Add-on packages

$19 +bf (served pre-show OR upon seating)
1 x Drink of your choice (basic spirits, house red, white, sparkling, local beer).
plus... Crusty ciabatta slices, mushroom & roasted garlic pate, spicy capsicum dip and crumbly vintage cheddar.

$48 +bf (pre-show service)
1 x Bottle of select Cabernet Sauvignon OR Sauvignon Blanc.
plus... Grazing plate of Persian feta, sundried tomatoes, marinated olives, baby peppers with cream cheese, chunky basil pesto and parma ham with warmed Turkish bread.

$59 +bf (served upon seating)
1 x Bottle of Premium French Champagne
plus... Cognac & cinnamon strawberries with warm chocolate for dipping.


Doors, Bar, Lounge, Courtyard: 7pm - 10pm 
Small "Food for the Heart" Menu: from 7pm

Improvised roving performance play: from 7pm

Showroom: From approx. 7.45pm
Onstage Show: From approx 8pm
VIP Afterparty: Doors 10pm. Party post-show til 2am.

Dress Style

Neat smart, neat casual or even a little eccentric.
[appropriate foot-wear must be worn at all times]

Show Enqiries

0403 405 575
Mon - Fri ~ 11am - 7pm

Venue Enqiries

0412 510 424
Mon - Fri 12pm - 8pm
Sat - Sun after 4pm
please do not send text messages as they cannot be replied to

Get me there

Saint Martins Place

374 St Kilda Rd (cnr Martin St)
St Kilda 3182