"Look to your neighbors...to your friends,
Look to your daughters...to your wives,
You must release them to our care...you are endangering your lives,
Let us relieve you of your burden...from the fear you’re living in,
Protect yourselves from their corruption,
From their wickedness and sin..."
- Emilie Autumn 'We Want Them Young.'

Step right up...ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention please...come see the finest oddities of ostracized anomalies, the broken, the beaten and the bereft, here for your entertainment, astonishment, and apathy.

Delve into the most fractured of minds and traverse a wonderland of the wretched, where the past, present, and future collide in a cacophony of demented despair, reflected in a cracked mirror of tormented souls and half-remembered nightmares.

But don't be afraid, within the hallowed halls of hysteria, a precious collection of delectable heathens awaits...to bare their bodies and their souls as they pick apart the bare bones of their minds for your scrutiny and stricture.

And your host, Belladonna Black, is always eager to lend a hand.

The Burlesque Underground brings you it's 25th major production and the third in the Asylum Trilogy, with a raw and relentless exploration of the human psyche...and the demons that lie therein.

But don't worry, they won't bite.
Well...they might.

They're rather hungry tonight.

Bookings are recommended, secure your ticket on-line now.
On-line bookings close at 6pm on show day.
Limited tickets may be available on the door, if not sold out prior.

Add-on packages below are available by pre-order only and do not include show tickets, please pre-book separately.

MANDRAKE
$19 +bf (served pre-show OR upon seating)
1 x Drink of your choice (basic spirits, house red, white, sparkling, local beer).
plus... Crusty ciabatta slices, mushroom & roasted garlic pate, spicy capsicum dip and crumbly vintage cheddar.

LAUDANUM
$48 +bf (pre-show service)
1 x Bottle of select Cabernet Sauvignon OR Sauvignon Blanc.
plus... Grazing plate of Persian feta, sundried tomatoes, marinated olives, baby peppers with cream cheese, chunky basil pesto and parma ham with warmed Turkish bread.

BELLADONNA
$59 +bf (served upon seating)
1 x Bottle of Premium French Champagne
plus... Cognac & cinnamon strawberries with warm chocolate for dipping.

Doors, Bar, Lounge, Courtyard: 7pm - 10pm 
Small "Food for the Heart" Menu: from 7pm

HAPPENINGS:
Improvised roving performance play: from 7pm
Showroom: From approx. 7.45pm
Onstage Show: From approx 8pm
VIP Afterparty: Doors 10pm. Party post-show til 2am.

Neat smart, neat casual or even a little eccentric.
[appropriate foot-wear must be worn at all times]

0403 405 575
Mon - Fri ~ 11am - 7pm

0412 510 424
Mon - Fri 12pm - 8pm
Sat - Sun after 4pm
please do not send text messages as they cannot be replied to