My Bloody Valentine (Burlesque Underground)

My Bloody Valentine


"These violent delights have violent ends...and in their triumph die, like fire and powder...which, as they kiss, consume."

L'amour...the bane of our existence, our cross to bear, and the single most deadly poison besides politics and religion.

Join the Black Family for a devilish post-Valentine's Day night of anti-convention sentiment and salacious satire as they celebrate (and lament) that crazy little thing called love.

No-one pays homage to Saint Valentine like Jasper Black and his associates...amongst those in the know, their notorious romantic shenanigans are the talk of the town. From objectophile weddings to incestuous liaisons, bizarre love triangles to the sexual assault of the family skeletons; and a renowned anti-Valentine audience participation segment that will change the way you view love (and hate) forever...My Bloody Valentine is the perfect alternative to this year's warm and fuzzies.

But hold onto your hearts . . . Literally . . . It’s gonna get messy.

Featuring live performances by the Black Family's finest artistes, plus an exclusive chance to rub shoulders with some of Melbourne's wickedly elite, this is one night to leave your inhibitions at the door and get in the mood for a whole lotta love.

Dress (or undress) to express, sharpen your talons and get ready for an evening of sinfully Dark Cabaret, Burlesque and Erotica in the Adult Playground!

The Underground.
It's burlesque with bite.

Dress ideas: Erotica couture - Formal or Glam Gothic - High class Fetish. Dress to express yourself or to impress the room…. Or simply neat smart, neat casual or even a little eccentric No sneakers, denim, caps or anything else that's going to make you look like a classless Bogan. The illusion of class is everything.

Show Tickets

Food & Beverage Packages

Bookings are recommended, secure your ticket on-line now.
On-line bookings close at 6pm on show day.
Limited tickets may be available on the door, if not sold out prior.

Add-on packages below are available by pre-order only and do not include show tickets, please pre-book separately.

Stage Table Reserved Seating

$39 - STALKER (Up Close and Personal)
1 x Stage Table Reserved Seat
1 x VIP after party entry

High Table Reserved Seating

$39 - VOYEUR (From the Shadows)
1 x High Table Reserved Seat
1 x VIP after party entry
(Reserved elevated high table seat at side or rear of show-room)

Non-reserved Seating

$29 - General seating
1 x Non-reserved seat
1 x VIP after party entry

$26 - Concession
1 x Non-reserved seat
1 x VIP after party entry

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$15 - VIP After party (if only attending after-party)
Can't make the main shindig? Join the Black Family for a salacious after party from 10pm til 2am.
1 x VIP after party entry

Add-on packages

$19 +bf (served pre-show OR upon seating)
1 x Drink of your choice (basic spirits, house red, white, sparkling, local beer).
plus... Crusty ciabatta slices, mushroom & roasted garlic pate, spicy capsicum dip and crumbly vintage cheddar.

$48 +bf (pre-show service)
1 x Bottle of select Cabernet Sauvignon OR Sauvignon Blanc.
plus... Grazing plate of Persian feta, sundried tomatoes, marinated olives, baby peppers with cream cheese, chunky basil pesto and parma ham with warmed Turkish bread.

$59 +bf (served upon seating)
1 x Bottle of Premium French Champagne
plus... Cognac & cinnamon strawberries with warm chocolate for dipping.


Doors, Bar, Lounge, Courtyard: 7pm - 10pm 
Small "Food for the Heart" Menu: from 7pm

Improvised roving performance play: from 7pm

Showroom: From approx. 7.45pm
Onstage Show: From approx 8pm
VIP Afterparty: Doors 10pm. Party post-show til 2am.

Dress Style

Neat smart, neat casual or even a little eccentric.
[appropriate foot-wear must be worn at all times]

Show Enqiries

0403 405 575
Mon - Fri ~ 11am - 7pm

Venue Enqiries

0412 510 424
Mon - Fri 12pm - 8pm
Sat - Sun after 4pm
please do not send text messages as they cannot be replied to

Get me there

Saint Martins Place

374 St Kilda Rd (cnr Martin St)
St Kilda 3182